Rhett - Yo Mama So

Song Rating: 9.85/10

Song lyrics:

[Rhett]
Now Ive been thinking some things about yo mama

[Link]
Oh, well, that makes two of us
Except I was thinking about yo mama

[Rhett]
Er, what youve been thinking?

[Link]
Oh, you first

[Rhett]
Yo mamas so cuddly
That puppies watch YouTube videos of her

[Link]
Yo mamas so bold
Shes featured on the toolbar of Microsoft Word

[Rhett]
Yo mamas so wise
Yoda often texts her for advice

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Yo mamas so nice
I gotta say it twice
Shes nice, nice

[Rhett]
Yo mamas so pleasant
That instead of sweating
Her body emits a continuous gentle breeze

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Yo mamas so precious
That Gollum was like What ring? (Gollum)

[Rhett]
Yo mamas so adaptable
That Darwin wrote a book about her
Entitled The Origin of the Denises
Yo mamas name is Denise, right?

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No, its Trudy
But shes so accomodating
Shell probably answer to it

[Rhett]
Yo mamas so musical
That I confuse yo mama with Yo-Yo Ma

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Yo mamas so chill
That she addresses me as brah
Yo mamas so full of joy and cheer
She put the detergent industry out of business

[Rhett]
Yo mamas so dazzling
That your dad glues her to the outside of your house at Christmas

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Yo mamas so environmentally conscious
That she can read the thoughts of trees

[Rhett]
Yo mamas so creative
MacGyver brings her things and hes like
What can I do with these?

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Yo mamas so brave
That if I saw her fighting a bear
I would pray for the bear

[Rhett]
Yo mamas so compa**ionate
That she knits sweaters for homeless kittens
Made out of her own hair

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Yo mamas so energetic
That she equals ma** times the speed of light
To the second power



[Rhett]
Yo mamas so clean
That she makes the soap feel dirty
When shes taking a shower

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Yo mamas so magnetic
That shes even got pull with Magneto

[Rhett]
Yo mamas so enjoyable
Shes like a hug wrapped in laughter
Wrapped in a magic show
Wrapped in a delicious chicken burrito

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Yo mamas so indescribably awesome that...

[Rhett]
How indescribably awesome is she?

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Im having a hard time describing her

[Rhett]
Yo mamas so intelligent
That she makes me feel inferior
When I dont use words good

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Yo mamas so crafty
That she built a fully functional smartphone
Out of glitter and balsa wood

[Rhett]
Yo mamas so outgoing
That she is at this very moment in space

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Yo mamas so careful
That she keeps her iPhone case
In an iPhone case case

[Rhett]
Yo mamas so unpredictable
That psychics refuse to give her a reading

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Yo mamas so persuasive
That she convinced a cop that pulled her over
That he was speeding

[Rhett]
Yo mamas so stable
That horses are like, Yo, can we stay with you?

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Yo mamas so resilient
That she sprinkles her cereal with bird flu

[Rhett and Link]
Yo mamas so loving
That I wish she was my mama

[Rhett]
You saying you wanna trade mamas?

[Link]
If thats what youre suggesting
Then perhaps, yes

[Rhett]
Would that make us brothers?

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I dont think so
But if... if yo mama became my mama
But my mama stayed my mama
I think then would we... we would be brothers

[Rhett]
No, I would just be a motherless child
You would have two mothers

[Link]
Well, maybe we should just hang out
The four of us, more often

Date of text publication: 18.01.2021 at 13:58