Rhett - Yo Mama So

Song Rating: 9.85/10

Song lyrics:

Now Ive been thinking some things about yo mama

Oh, well, that makes two of us
Except I was thinking about yo mama

Er, what youve been thinking?

Oh, you first

Yo mamas so cuddly
That puppies watch YouTube videos of her

Yo mamas so bold
Shes featured on the toolbar of Microsoft Word

Yo mamas so wise
Yoda often texts her for advice

Yo mamas so nice
I gotta say it twice
Shes nice, nice

Yo mamas so pleasant
That instead of sweating
Her body emits a continuous gentle breeze

Yo mamas so precious
That Gollum was like What ring? (Gollum)

Yo mamas so adaptable
That Darwin wrote a book about her
Entitled The Origin of the Denises
Yo mamas name is Denise, right?

No, its Trudy
But shes so accomodating
Shell probably answer to it

Yo mamas so musical
That I confuse yo mama with Yo-Yo Ma

Yo mamas so chill
That she addresses me as brah
Yo mamas so full of joy and cheer
She put the detergent industry out of business

Yo mamas so dazzling
That your dad glues her to the outside of your house at Christmas

Yo mamas so environmentally conscious
That she can read the thoughts of trees

Yo mamas so creative
MacGyver brings her things and hes like
What can I do with these?

Yo mamas so brave
That if I saw her fighting a bear
I would pray for the bear

Yo mamas so compa**ionate
That she knits sweaters for homeless kittens
Made out of her own hair

Yo mamas so energetic
That she equals ma** times the speed of light
To the second power

Yo mamas so clean
That she makes the soap feel dirty
When shes taking a shower

Yo mamas so magnetic
That shes even got pull with Magneto

Yo mamas so enjoyable
Shes like a hug wrapped in laughter
Wrapped in a magic show
Wrapped in a delicious chicken burrito

Yo mamas so indescribably awesome that...

How indescribably awesome is she?

Im having a hard time describing her

Yo mamas so intelligent
That she makes me feel inferior
When I dont use words good

Yo mamas so crafty
That she built a fully functional smartphone
Out of glitter and balsa wood

Yo mamas so outgoing
That she is at this very moment in space

Yo mamas so careful
That she keeps her iPhone case
In an iPhone case case

Yo mamas so unpredictable
That psychics refuse to give her a reading

Yo mamas so persuasive
That she convinced a cop that pulled her over
That he was speeding

Yo mamas so stable
That horses are like, Yo, can we stay with you?

Yo mamas so resilient
That she sprinkles her cereal with bird flu

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Yo mamas so loving
That I wish she was my mama

You saying you wanna trade mamas?

If thats what youre suggesting
Then perhaps, yes

Would that make us brothers?

I dont think so
But if... if yo mama became my mama
But my mama stayed my mama
I think then would we... we would be brothers

No, I would just be a motherless child
You would have two mothers

Well, maybe we should just hang out
The four of us, more often

Date of text publication: 18.01.2021 at 13:58